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Cooties Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Infected chicken nuggets, one staff lounge, zero adult supervision — chug accordingly.

The Rules

  • Sip — Clint Hadson talks about his unfinished novel to anyone who will listen
  • Sip — Vice Principal Rebekkah pauses to question Clint's life choices
  • Sip — An infected child attacks a teacher using only their teeth
  • Sip — Wade the PE teacher flexes unnecessarily or challenges another teacher
  • Sip — The tainted chicken nugget factory is shown or referenced as the source
  • Drink Twice — The teachers argue about the escape plan in the staff lounge
  • Drink Twice — Doug the science teacher delivers an absurd biological explanation
  • Drink Twice — A pubescent student is proven to be immune to the infection
  • Shot — A teacher dies in a spectacularly gory way at the hands of infected children
  • Shot — The teachers make it to the bus and attempt to escape Fort Chicken
  • Chug — The cliffhanger ending reveals the infection has spread beyond the school to the wider town

Themed Cocktail

The Infected Nugget

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz mezcal
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz mango habanero syrup
  • 0.25 oz Tajin-infused agave nectar
  • 2 dashes hot sauce
  • Tajin salt for rim

Instructions:

  1. 1Rim a rocks glass with Tajin salt and a lime wedge
  2. 2Combine mezcal, lime juice, mango habanero syrup, and agave nectar in a shaker with ice
  3. 3Add two dashes of hot sauce and shake vigorously for 15 seconds
  4. 4Strain over fresh ice in the prepared rocks glass
  5. 5Garnish with a lime wheel and a small chile pepper on a cocktail pick

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.