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CB4 Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Cell Block 4 is the fakest gangsta rap group ever — drink every time they almost get exposed.

The Rules

  • Sip — MC Gusto performs a rap that describes events Euripides Albert is absolutely not living
  • Sip — The mockumentary camera captures a behind-the-scenes moment that contradicts the public persona
  • Sip — A real rapper appears as themselves and reacts to CB4 with visible confusion
  • Sip — CB4's official biography is recited and contradicted immediately by actual events
  • Sip — Euripides's middle-class suburban background is accidentally revealed
  • Drink Twice — The real Gusto threatens to reclaim his identity with escalating menace
  • Drink Twice — CB4's label executive treats the act with oblivious corporate enthusiasm
  • Drink Twice — The concert crowd reacts to CB4 as if they are completely authentic
  • Shot — The real Gusto appears on stage or in public and creates a crisis of identity
  • Shot — CB4's fake street credibility is directly investigated by a journalist
  • Chug — The full mockumentary reveal exposes CB4's suburban origins to a live audience

Themed Cocktail

The Gusto Gangsta

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz tequila reposado
  • 0.5 oz Cointreau
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz watermelon juice
  • 0.25 oz jalapeño simple syrup
  • Watermelon wedge and mint for garnish

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, watermelon juice, and jalapeño syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake hard for 12 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a rocks glass over crushed ice.
  4. 4Garnish with a watermelon wedge and a sprig of mint.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.