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The Umbrella Academy Drinking Game + Cocktail

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The apocalypse is every Tuesday — pour one for the dysfunctional Hargreeves family.

The Rules

  • Sip — Luther defers to a mission he was never actually needed for
  • Sip — Diego throws a knife and it hits something in a curving arc
  • Sip — Allison uses her 'I heard a rumor' power to solve a problem she could have talked through
  • Sip — Klaus channels the ghost of Ben for communication or comic relief
  • Sip — Five explains a time travel paradox faster than anyone can follow
  • Drink Twice — the timeline is altered and the apocalypse deadline changes
  • Drink Twice — Vanya's violin music is used as an emotional cue or power trigger
  • Drink Twice — Reginald Hargreeves appears as a flashback and drops a line cold to a child
  • Shot — the whole family fights each other instead of the actual threat
  • Shot — Klaus is genuinely sober and uses his power at full strength
  • Chug — the Hargreeves siblings jump through a time portal together mid-apocalypse

Themed Cocktail

Number Five's Paradox

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz gin
  • 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz crème de violette
  • 0.5 oz elderflower liqueur
  • 0.25 oz blue pea flower tea (for color shift)
  • 1 oz sparkling water

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine gin, lemon juice, crème de violette, and elderflower liqueur in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 12 seconds and strain into a coupe glass.
  3. 3Slowly pour blue pea flower tea over a spoon — it will shift the color from violet to blue.
  4. 4Top with sparkling water and serve immediately before the color fully settles.
  5. 5No garnish — it's already a paradox in a glass.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.