Superstore Drinking Game + Cocktail
Welcome to Cloud 9 — leave your dignity at the door and your glass at the register.
The Rules
- Sip — a Cloud 9 customer pulls a move deranged to the store merchandise
- Sip — Glenn Sturgis prays or invokes God in a secular work situation
- Sip — Jonah makes a well-researched point that everyone ignores
- Sip — Amy rolls her eyes at Corporate policy while enforcing it anyway
- Sip — Dina threatens someone with her manager authority card
- Drink Twice — Mateo overstates his qualifications for something he's clearly unqualified for
- Drink Twice — Garrett makes a dry PA announcement that has nothing to do with store operations
- Drink Twice — a flashback shows how different the Cloud 9 employees used to be
- Shot — Corporate makes a policy change that actively harms the floor employees
- Shot — Jonah and Amy have a charged moment that advances their relationship
- Chug — the store is destroyed by a tornado and the employees shelter together in the break room
Themed Cocktail
Cloud 9 Punch
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz coconut rum
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
- 0.5 oz grenadine
- 0.25 oz hibiscus syrup
- 3 oz ginger ale
Instructions:
- 1Combine coconut rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and grenadine in a shaker with ice.
- 2Shake for 10 seconds and strain into a tall glass over ice.
- 3Add hibiscus syrup last — let it sink and layer through the drink.
- 4Top with ginger ale and garnish with a pineapple wedge — affordable, cheerful, deceptively strong.
Fun Facts
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.