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Superstore Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Welcome to Cloud 9 — leave your dignity at the door and your glass at the register.

The Rules

  • Sip — a Cloud 9 customer pulls a move deranged to the store merchandise
  • Sip — Glenn Sturgis prays or invokes God in a secular work situation
  • Sip — Jonah makes a well-researched point that everyone ignores
  • Sip — Amy rolls her eyes at Corporate policy while enforcing it anyway
  • Sip — Dina threatens someone with her manager authority card
  • Drink Twice — Mateo overstates his qualifications for something he's clearly unqualified for
  • Drink Twice — Garrett makes a dry PA announcement that has nothing to do with store operations
  • Drink Twice — a flashback shows how different the Cloud 9 employees used to be
  • Shot — Corporate makes a policy change that actively harms the floor employees
  • Shot — Jonah and Amy have a charged moment that advances their relationship
  • Chug — the store is destroyed by a tornado and the employees shelter together in the break room

Themed Cocktail

Cloud 9 Punch

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz grenadine
  • 0.25 oz hibiscus syrup
  • 3 oz ginger ale

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine coconut rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and grenadine in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 10 seconds and strain into a tall glass over ice.
  3. 3Add hibiscus syrup last — let it sink and layer through the drink.
  4. 4Top with ginger ale and garnish with a pineapple wedge — affordable, cheerful, deceptively strong.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.