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Observe and Report Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Ronnie Barnhardt's war on crime starts at the Chestnut Mall — drink to keep up.

The Rules

  • Sip — Ronnie Barnhardt delivers a security speech with unearned police authority
  • Sip — Nell's cosmetics counter becomes the site of a new humiliation for Ronnie
  • Sip — Dennis and John Yuan flanks Ronnie during a Chestnut Mall patrol
  • Sip — Detective Harrison makes it clear he has zero respect for mall security
  • Sip — Ronnie takes his medications and visibly stabilizes or destabilizes on screen
  • Drink Twice — Ronnie's mum is shown drunk on the couch with total maternal support
  • Drink Twice — Ronnie confronts the Chestnut Mall flasher with escalating seriousness
  • Drink Twice — Ronnie and Brandi's disastrous date takes a new unexpected turn
  • Shot — Ronnie beats a drug dealer half to death with his bare hands in the parking lot
  • Shot — Ronnie fails the police academy physical with spectacular dedication
  • Chug — Ronnie's confrontation with the flasher ends in slow-motion mall justice

Themed Cocktail

Chestnut Mall Security Sour

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 0.5 oz amaro Montenegro
  • 1 egg white
  • 2 dashes Peychaud's bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, lemon juice, honey syrup, amaro, and egg white in a shaker without ice.
  2. 2Dry shake vigorously for 20 seconds.
  3. 3Add ice and shake again hard for 15 seconds.
  4. 4Double strain into a chilled coupe glass.
  5. 5Dot Peychaud's bitters on the foam and serve immediately.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.