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Idiocracy Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Drink until this future stops looking disturbingly familiar.

The Rules

  • Sip — Brawndo's slogan 'It's got electrolytes' is said by anyone on screen
  • Sip — Joe Bauers is described as 'the smartest man alive' by anyone
  • Sip — President Camacho fires a machine gun into the ceiling of Congress
  • Sip — An advertisement for Starbucks or Carl's Jr. appears in its mutated future form
  • Sip — The narrator describes how stupid society has become with statistical specificity
  • Drink Twice — Frito explains his complete misunderstanding of how time or money works
  • Drink Twice — A field that should grow crops is being irrigated with Brawndo instead
  • Drink Twice — Joe is put on trial for his crimes against the economy
  • Shot — 'Welcome to Costco — I love you' plays at the Costco entrance
  • Shot — The time capsule opening reveals the extent of humanity's decline
  • Chug — President Camacho introduces Joe to Congress as the solution to every problem

Themed Cocktail

Brawndo Blast

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz tequila blanco
  • 1 oz blue sports drink (Gatorade)
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz agave syrup
  • 2 oz sparkling water
  • Pinch of sea salt

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine tequila, sports drink, lime juice, agave syrup, and salt in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake briefly for 8 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a tall glass over ice.
  4. 4Top with sparkling water.
  5. 5Garnish with a lime wheel and serve in a highball glass — it's got electrolytes.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.