What are the rules for the Desperate Housewives drinking game?

The Desperate Housewives drinking game has 11 rules including sips, double drinks, and shots. Key rules: Sip — Mary Alice Young narrates over a scene with knowing irony from beyond the grave; Sip — Bree Van de Kamp bakes or sets a table under observable emotional distress; Sip — Lynette Scavo is outmaneuvered by her own children in public.

What cocktail goes with the Desperate Housewives drinking game?

The themed cocktail for Desperate Housewives is called "Wisteria Lane Spritz". You'll need: 1.5 oz Aperol, 1 oz elderflower liqueur, 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice, 3 oz dry prosecco.

How many players do you need for the Desperate Housewives drinking game?

The Desperate Housewives drinking game works with 2 or more players. Just watch Desperate Housewives together and follow the 11 rules. The more players, the more fun!

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Desperate Housewives Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Behind every perfect lawn is a family secret — drink every time Wisteria Lane cracks.

The Rules

Sip — Mary Alice Young narrates over a scene with knowing irony from beyond the grave
Sip — Bree Van de Kamp bakes or sets a table under observable emotional distress
Sip — Lynette Scavo is outmaneuvered by her own children in public
Sip — Gabrielle Solis complains about something superficial while something serious is happening
Sip — Susan Mayer pulls a move clumsy that escalates a situation she was trying to fix
Drink Twice — a new family moves to Wisteria Lane and everyone investigates them immediately
Drink Twice — a neighborhood potluck or block party serves as cover for a confrontation
Drink Twice — Edie Britt weaponizes information against someone in a parking lot conversation
Shot — someone on Wisteria Lane is revealed to have been hiding a crime for multiple seasons
Shot — a tornado or natural disaster reshuffles every character's motivation
Chug — the housewives bury a body together and promise to never speak of it again

Themed Cocktail

Wisteria Lane Spritz

Ingredients:

1.5 oz Aperol
1 oz elderflower liqueur
0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
3 oz dry prosecco
1 oz tonic water
1 lemon wheel

Instructions:

1Fill a large wine glass with ice and pour in Aperol, elderflower liqueur, and lemon juice.
2Stir gently to combine the base.
3Top with prosecco and tonic water — do not over-stir.
4Garnish with a lemon wheel on the rim — it looks perfect from the outside, like the houses on Wisteria Lane.

Fun Facts

Cast includes Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross.(Source)
Runtime: 42 minutes.(Source)
Network: American Broadcasting Company.(Source)
8 seasons.(Source)
180 episodes.(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.