The Emperor's New Groove Drinking Game + Cocktail
No touchy. But do drinky. Kronk's spinach puffs are the second course.
The Rules
- Sip — Kuzco breaks the fourth wall and narrates directly to camera in smug commentary
- Sip — Kronk pauses mid-villain-task because he is deeply invested in his own cooking
- Sip — Yzma pulls a lever that is very clearly labeled for something other than what she intended
- Sip — Kuzco the llama makes a sound of pure llama disgust at his current situation
- Sip — Pacha's entire family appears and immediately becomes more competent than everyone else
- Drink Twice — The diner waitress brings Kronk and Yzma's food in the wrong order and it becomes a thing
- Drink Twice — Yzma pulls the wrong vial and accidentally turns herself into a small kitten
- Drink Twice — Kuzco shows the room map of his planned Kuzcotopia water park with zero self-awareness
- Shot — Kuzco chooses to give Pacha's village back its land instead of building Kuzcotopia
- Shot — Yzma gets turned into the wrong animal permanently and is not pleased at all
- Chug — Kronk consults the tiny angel and devil on his shoulders while the entire plot hinges on his decision
Themed Cocktail
Kronk's Spinach Puff Sour
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz coconut rum
- 0.75 oz midori melon liqueur
- 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
- 0.5 oz matcha-honey syrup
- 0.5 oz egg white or aquafaba
- 1 tsp fresh ginger juice
Instructions:
- 1Combine coconut rum, midori, lime juice, matcha-honey syrup, egg white, and ginger juice in a shaker.
- 2Dry shake without ice for 15 seconds — Kronk always does the prep work first.
- 3Add ice and shake again hard for 12 seconds.
- 4Double strain into a chilled coupe glass.
- 5Garnish with a single fresh basil leaf pressed flat into the foam — Kronk's signature flourish.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.