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Stick It Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Drink every time a gymnast refuses to let a judge's tape measure decide her worth.

The Rules

  • Sip — Haley Graham narrates the absurdity of gymnastics scoring with full deadpan fury
  • Sip — A judge deducts for a uniform violation rather than actual athletic performance
  • Sip — Burt Vickerman gives Haley advice that is unconventional and immediately correct
  • Sip — Wei Wei deducts points in her internal narration for something completely arbitrary
  • Sip — Frank Hartley references the lawsuit and uses it as leverage against Haley
  • Drink Twice — Haley lands a skill that visibly shocks everyone watching in the gym
  • Drink Twice — The Vickerman Gymnastics girls rally behind Haley as a unit for the first time
  • Drink Twice — A judge makes a scoring decision that is so biased it lands as comedy
  • Shot — Haley walks off the floor mid-competition at Nationals and it changes everything
  • Shot — The gymnasts begin voluntarily scratching events in solidarity with each other
  • Chug — Haley's final bars routine plays in full and the crowd erupts before the score appears

Themed Cocktail

The Vickerman

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz tequila reposado
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz agave syrup
  • 0.5 oz fresh grapefruit juice
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 2 oz sparkling water

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine tequila, lime juice, agave syrup, grapefruit juice, and bitters in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 10 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a rocks glass over ice.
  4. 4Top with sparkling water.
  5. 5Garnish with a grapefruit wedge — no deductions for style, only points for sticking it.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.