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South Park Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Oh my God, they killed Kenny — you bastards, now drink.

The Rules

  • Sip — Kenny McCormick dies in a new and inventive manner
  • Sip — Cartman blames someone else for a problem he directly caused
  • Sip — Randy Marsh pulls a move wildly irresponsible while pretending to be reasonable
  • Sip — Butters Stotch is grounded or punished by his parents for something he didn't do
  • Sip — Kyle calls Cartman a fat ass in exasperation
  • Drink Twice — the episode's message is stated out loud by a character at the end
  • Drink Twice — Cartman launches a full scheme that involves manipulating the entire town
  • Drink Twice — Mr. Garrison teaches something wildly inappropriate as a lesson
  • Shot — Cartman gets exactly what he wants and it still makes him miserable
  • Shot — Stan says 'Dude, this is pretty f***ed up right here'
  • Chug — Cartman cries actual tears while manipulating Kyle into helping him

Themed Cocktail

Mountain Town Mule

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz blanco tequila
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz agave nectar
  • 4 oz spicy ginger beer
  • 1 tsp Tajin for rim

Instructions:

  1. 1Rim a copper mug with Tajin by running a lime wedge around the edge and dipping.
  2. 2Fill the mug with crushed ice and add tequila, lime juice, and agave nectar.
  3. 3Stir briefly and top with spicy ginger beer.
  4. 4Garnish with a lime wheel and a small orange parka toothpick flag — RIP Kenny, again.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.