Not Another Teen Movie Drinking Game + Cocktail
Drink every time you spot the teen movie being autopsied on screen.
The Rules
- Sip — Jake Wyler makes a bet about a girl that will obviously destroy everything
- Sip — Janey Briggs takes off her glasses and everyone gasps in disbelief
- Sip — The Token Black Guy narrates his own marginalization to the camera
- Sip — A direct scene from She's All That, Sixteen Candles, or Pretty in Pink is recreated
- Sip — The foreign exchange student Areola appears topless in an inappropriate context
- Drink Twice — Priscilla delivers a cheerleader speech full of teen-movie cruelty
- Drink Twice — Catherine's obsessive Jake shrine is shown in all its disturbing detail
- Drink Twice — The prom is established as the single most important event in human history
- Shot — The makeover montage plays with the full paint-and-overalls removal sequence
- Shot — The grand romantic gesture at prom is stolen directly from a real film
- Chug — Jake sprints to the airport and gives his speech to the entire terminal
Themed Cocktail
The Janey Makeover
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz tequila reposado
- 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
- 0.5 oz raspberry syrup
- 0.5 oz triple sec
- 2 oz sparkling rosé
Instructions:
- 1Combine tequila, lemon juice, raspberry syrup, and triple sec in a shaker with ice.
- 2Shake for 10 seconds.
- 3Strain into a champagne flute.
- 4Top with sparkling rosé.
- 5Garnish with a single raspberry dropped in — gorgeous once the glasses come off.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.