Max Payne Drinking Game + Cocktail
Take the Valkyr, drink the pain, and fall in slow motion into noir oblivion.
The Rules
- Sip — whenever Max Payne narrates a line of overwrought film-noir inner monologue
- Sip — whenever a Valkyr addict shows signs of a golden-winged hallucination
- Sip — whenever Max stares at his dead wife's case file photo with dead eyes
- Sip — whenever the slow-motion bullet-time effect activates during a gunfight
- Sip — whenever BB Hensley appears to give Max a suspicious piece of advice
- Drink Twice — whenever Mona Sax shows up right before or after a fight scene
- Drink Twice — whenever Max injects or is injected with the military Valkyr drug
- Drink Twice — whenever the camera lingers on a snowy New York City rooftop
- Shot — whenever the winged Valkyr hallucination engulfs the entire screen
- Shot — whenever Max Payne falls from a great height and still gets back up
- Chug — whenever Max delivers his final rooftop confrontation monologue in the snow
Themed Cocktail
The Valkyr
Ingredients:
- 2 oz rye whiskey
- 0.5 oz Drambuie
- 0.25 oz Fernet-Branca
- 2 dashes orange bitters
- 1 dash black walnut bitters
Instructions:
- 1Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice.
- 2Stir for 40 seconds until very cold and diluted.
- 3Strain into a chilled Nick and Nora glass.
- 4Express a lemon peel over the surface and discard.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.