King of the Hill Drinking Game + Cocktail
I tell you what — that boy ain't right and neither is your empty cup.
The Rules
- Sip — Hank Hill says 'I tell you what' in reaction to something mildly upsetting
- Sip — the alley gang drinks Alamo Beer against the fence without comment
- Sip — Bobby Hill delivers a punchline and laugh-tracks himself with 'That's my punchline!'
- Sip — Dale Gribble adjusts his sunglasses and references a conspiracy theory
- Sip — Bill Dauterive mentions his ex-wife Lenore with fresh heartbreak
- Drink Twice — Boomhauer says an entire long sentence that no one understands
- Drink Twice — Hank is more offended by something improper than by something harmful
- Drink Twice — Cotton Hill replaces a story's hero with himself and a war injury detail
- Shot — Hank stands up for propane in an argument against charcoal with genuine passion
- Shot — Bobby says 'That's my boy!' after doing something Hank finds embarrassing
- Chug — Hank and Bobby bond over something neither of them expected to share
Themed Cocktail
Alamo Shandy
Ingredients:
- 12 oz light lager (Lone Star or Pearl)
- 4 oz fresh lemonade
- 0.5 oz honey syrup
- 1 lemon wedge
- 1 pinch sea salt
Instructions:
- 1Pour lemonade and honey syrup into a cold pint glass and stir to combine.
- 2Hold the glass at an angle and slowly pour the lager down the side to preserve carbonation.
- 3Add a pinch of sea salt over the top.
- 4Squeeze the lemon wedge in and drop it on the rim — Hank would call this a good honest drink.
Fun Facts
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.