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Employee of the Month Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Costco-style comedy and box-boy rivalry — drink every time Vince smirks at Zack.

The Rules

  • Sip — Zack Bradley slacks off in the box boys' break room at Super Club
  • Sip — Vince Downey flexes his Employee of the Month plaques for a new audience
  • Sip — Amy announces she likes Employees of the Month and someone clocks Vince's grin
  • Sip — the Twins cheer Zack on with elaborate loyalty and limited self-awareness
  • Sip — Jorge the head cashier gives motivational advice nobody asked for
  • Drink Twice — Zack tries to practice cashier scanning and utterly humiliates himself
  • Drink Twice — Lon consistently underestimates Zack's eventual competence
  • Drink Twice — Vince's corporate smile slips and real hostility bleeds through
  • Shot — Zack breaks the Super Club scanning speed record in front of the entire store
  • Shot — Amy admits to Zack that the employee-of-the-month rumor was never true
  • Chug — Zack wins Employee of the Month and finally wins Amy with it

Themed Cocktail

Super Club Shelf Tequila

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz tequila reposado
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.75 oz agave syrup
  • 0.5 oz triple sec
  • 1 tsp jalapeño juice
  • 1 pinch kosher salt

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake vigorously for 15 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a rocks glass over a large ice cube.
  4. 4Garnish with a lime wheel and a thin jalapeño slice on the rim.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.