abott elementary Drinking Game + Cocktail
A spirited celebration of public education's unsung heroes
The Rules
- Sip — Janine mentions her teaching certification or Temple University
- Sip — Gregory Palmer maintains perfect posture while walking
- Sip — Barbara Howard says 'Sweet baby Jesus and the grown one too'
- Sip — Ava Coleman references her social media presence
- Sip — Jacob Hill wears a historically inaccurate costume
- Drink Twice — Mr. Johnson appears fixing something in the background
- Drink Twice — Teachers raid the supply closet for basic materials
- Drink Twice — Someone steps over the broken water fountain
- Shot — Melissa Schemmenti calls in one of her 'connections'
- Shot — Principal Ava dances or films a TikTok in her office
- Chug — When the entire faculty bursts into spontaneous applause
Themed Cocktail
The Teacher's Lounge
Ingredients:
- 2 oz bourbon
- 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
- 0.5 oz honey syrup
- 0.5 oz cold brew coffee
- 2 dashes aromatic bitters
- 2 oz ginger beer
Instructions:
- 1Combine bourbon, lemon juice, honey syrup, cold brew, and bitters in a shaker
- 2Add ice and shake vigorously for 10-12 seconds
- 3Strain into a Collins glass filled with fresh ice
- 4Top with ginger beer
- 5Gently stir to combine
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.