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A spirited celebration of public education's unsung heroes

The Rules

  • Sip — Janine mentions her teaching certification or Temple University
  • Sip — Gregory Palmer maintains perfect posture while walking
  • Sip — Barbara Howard says 'Sweet baby Jesus and the grown one too'
  • Sip — Ava Coleman references her social media presence
  • Sip — Jacob Hill wears a historically inaccurate costume
  • Drink Twice — Mr. Johnson appears fixing something in the background
  • Drink Twice — Teachers raid the supply closet for basic materials
  • Drink Twice — Someone steps over the broken water fountain
  • Shot — Melissa Schemmenti calls in one of her 'connections'
  • Shot — Principal Ava dances or films a TikTok in her office
  • Chug — When the entire faculty bursts into spontaneous applause

Themed Cocktail

The Teacher's Lounge

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 0.5 oz cold brew coffee
  • 2 dashes aromatic bitters
  • 2 oz ginger beer

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, lemon juice, honey syrup, cold brew, and bitters in a shaker
  2. 2Add ice and shake vigorously for 10-12 seconds
  3. 3Strain into a Collins glass filled with fresh ice
  4. 4Top with ginger beer
  5. 5Gently stir to combine

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.