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A Haunted House Drinking Game + Cocktail

The paranormal parody demands paranormal levels of drinking.

The Rules

  • Sip — Malcolm reacts with exaggerated screaming to a ghost event
  • Sip — A found-footage security camera angle fills the screen
  • Sip — Kisha does something oblivious to the haunting around her
  • Sip — Malcolm breaks the fourth wall or talks to the camera
  • Sip — A horror movie trope is directly parodied
  • Drink Twice — The ghost physically assaults Malcolm in bed
  • Drink Twice — The psychic Nick arrives and makes everything worse
  • Drink Twice — Malcolm's cousin Ray does something inappropriately sexual
  • Shot — The stuffed animal scene goes way too far
  • Shot — Kisha becomes fully possessed and levitates
  • Chug — Malcolm confronts the demon in the final exorcism sequence

Themed Cocktail

The Paranormal Punchline

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz tequila blanco
  • 1 oz watermelon juice
  • 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz agave nectar
  • Pinch of salt

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine tequila, watermelon juice, lime juice, agave, and salt in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake vigorously for 12 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice.
  4. 4Stir once to settle.
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Fun Facts

  • Directed by Michael Tiddes.(Source)
  • Starring Marlon Wayans, Jaime Pressly, Essence Atkins.(Source)
  • Made $25M worldwide on a $4M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 6.2/10 on TMDB (1,564 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "It'll scare the #2 out of you."(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.