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Top Secret! Drinking Game + Cocktail

Val Kilmer sings, spies, and somehow rides a cow backwards — drink to all of it.

The Rules

  • Sip — Nick Rivers breaks into an original song
  • Sip — A visual pun or sight gag appears on screen
  • Sip — The French Resistance members reference American culture incorrectly
  • Sip — Nick's guitar gets played in an unexpected location
  • Sip — A background joke contradicts the foreground scene
  • Drink Twice — The underwater bar fight scene continues
  • Drink Twice — Nigel gives Nick an absurdly dramatic warning
  • Drink Twice — Hillary Flammond appears in a new disguise
  • Shot — Nick performs 'Skeet Surfing' on screen
  • Shot — The Pinto scene plays out in full reverse
  • Chug — Nick and Hillary reunite at the climax in East Germany

Themed Cocktail

The Skeet Surfer

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz white rum
  • 1 oz coconut cream
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 0.5 oz lime juice
  • 0.5 oz grenadine
  • 2 oz club soda

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine rum, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and lime juice in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake vigorously for 10 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a hurricane glass filled with crushed ice.
  4. 4Pour grenadine down the side to create a sunset layer.
  5. 5Top with club soda and stir gently.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.