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Paul Blart: Mall Cop Drinking Game + Cocktail

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West Orange Galleria is under siege — drink every time Blart rides his Segway into danger.

The Rules

  • Sip — Paul Blart rides his Segway through a mall corridor with visible authority
  • Sip — Paul's hypoglycemia kicks in and he scrambles for sugar on screen
  • Sip — Amy the kiosk girl gives Paul a genuine smile he completely misreads
  • Sip — Veck Simms coordinates the heist over a radio with cold efficiency
  • Sip — Paul quotes or references a cop movie to justify his tactical decisions
  • Drink Twice — Paul's Segway causes unintended property damage or personal injury
  • Drink Twice — Paul's daughter Maya watches him with obvious secondhand embarrassment
  • Drink Twice — the hostage situation inside the mall escalates on the security monitors
  • Shot — Paul Blart takes out a hostage-taker using only mall store supplies
  • Shot — Paul's ex-wife's new marriage is revealed in the most cringe-worthy way possible
  • Chug — Paul rescues Amy from Veck on the hotel rooftop while riding a horse

Themed Cocktail

Segway Sipper

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz bourbon
  • 0.75 oz peach schnapps
  • 1 oz fresh orange juice
  • 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 2 oz ginger ale

Instructions:

  1. 1Fill a rocks glass with ice.
  2. 2Combine bourbon, peach schnapps, orange juice, lemon juice, and honey syrup in a shaker with ice.
  3. 3Shake for 12 seconds and strain into the prepared glass.
  4. 4Top with ginger ale and stir gently.
  5. 5Garnish with an orange wedge and a maraschino cherry.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.