Paul Blart: Mall Cop Drinking Game + Cocktail
West Orange Galleria is under siege — drink every time Blart rides his Segway into danger.
The Rules
- Sip — Paul Blart rides his Segway through a mall corridor with visible authority
- Sip — Paul's hypoglycemia kicks in and he scrambles for sugar on screen
- Sip — Amy the kiosk girl gives Paul a genuine smile he completely misreads
- Sip — Veck Simms coordinates the heist over a radio with cold efficiency
- Sip — Paul quotes or references a cop movie to justify his tactical decisions
- Drink Twice — Paul's Segway causes unintended property damage or personal injury
- Drink Twice — Paul's daughter Maya watches him with obvious secondhand embarrassment
- Drink Twice — the hostage situation inside the mall escalates on the security monitors
- Shot — Paul Blart takes out a hostage-taker using only mall store supplies
- Shot — Paul's ex-wife's new marriage is revealed in the most cringe-worthy way possible
- Chug — Paul rescues Amy from Veck on the hotel rooftop while riding a horse
Themed Cocktail
Segway Sipper
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz bourbon
- 0.75 oz peach schnapps
- 1 oz fresh orange juice
- 0.5 oz fresh lemon juice
- 0.5 oz honey syrup
- 2 oz ginger ale
Instructions:
- 1Fill a rocks glass with ice.
- 2Combine bourbon, peach schnapps, orange juice, lemon juice, and honey syrup in a shaker with ice.
- 3Shake for 12 seconds and strain into the prepared glass.
- 4Top with ginger ale and stir gently.
- 5Garnish with an orange wedge and a maraschino cherry.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.