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Married with Children Drinking Game + Cocktail

No Ma'am — but yes to another drink.

The Rules

  • Sip — Al Bundy mentions his glory days touchdown at Polk High School
  • Sip — Peg sits on the couch refusing to cook and watches TV instead
  • Sip — Kelly says something spectacularly dumb with complete confidence
  • Sip — Bud's plan to impress a woman backfires immediately and publicly
  • Sip — A neighbor rings the doorbell and the Bundys immediately groan
  • Drink Twice — Al grabs his foot and groans after a long day at Gary's Shoes
  • Drink Twice — NO MA'AM is mentioned or one of their meetings is shown on screen
  • Drink Twice — Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy lectures Al about something he couldn't care less about
  • Shot — Al scores a victory — however small — against life's relentless humiliations
  • Shot — The family comes together to defeat a shared enemy in an unlikely alliance
  • Chug — Al sits in his recliner, hand in his waistband, watching TV in full resigned bliss

Themed Cocktail

Polk High Pride

Ingredients:

  • 12 oz cheap lager
  • 0.5 oz bourbon
  • 0.5 oz grenadine
  • 0.25 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 1 dash hot sauce

Instructions:

  1. 1Pour the lager into a large beer mug.
  2. 2Add bourbon, grenadine, and lemon juice directly to the beer.
  3. 3Add a dash of hot sauce and stir once with a long spoon.
  4. 4Do not overthink it — Al never would.
  5. 5Serve immediately while complaining about your day.
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Fun Facts

  • Created by Michael G. Moye, Ron Leavitt.(Source)
  • Starring Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse.(Source)
  • Network: FOX.(Source)
  • 11 seasons, 258 episodes.(Source)
  • Rated 7.7/10 on TMDB (1,157 votes).(Source)

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.