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Kindergarten Cop Drinking Game + Cocktail

It's not a tumor — it's a hangover from this drinking game.

The Rules

  • Sip — Kimble struggles to control the kindergarten class
  • Sip — A kid says something hilariously inappropriate or blunt
  • Sip — Kimble uses his cop instincts in a classroom setting
  • Sip — Joyce and Kimble share a flirtatious moment at school
  • Sip — Phoebe the ferret appears on screen
  • Drink Twice — Kimble yells at the kids then immediately feels guilty
  • Drink Twice — Cullen Crisp Sr. searches for his ex-wife and son
  • Drink Twice — Kimble's partner undercover feeds him teaching tips by phone
  • Shot — A kid announces 'Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina'
  • Shot — Kimble screams 'It's not a tumor!'
  • Chug — Kimble takes down Crisp and saves the kids in the final confrontation

Themed Cocktail

It's Not a Tumor

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz Austrian schnapps
  • 1 oz fresh apple juice
  • 0.5 oz cinnamon syrup
  • 3 oz club soda
  • 1 dash Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine schnapps, apple juice, and cinnamon syrup in a highball glass with ice.
  2. 2Top with club soda.
  3. 3Add a dash of bitters.
  4. 4Stir once and serve — it's kindergarten-approved (almost).

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Ivan Reitman.(Source)
  • Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed.(Source)
  • Made $202M worldwide on a $15M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 6.1/10 on TMDB (2,738 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Go ahead, YOU tell him you didn't do your homework."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.