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Kick-Ass Drinking Game + Cocktail

No powers, no training, no problem — drink like a superhero anyway.

The Rules

  • Sip — Dave Lizewski narrates his own story in voiceover
  • Sip — Kick-Ass takes a beating that would end a normal person
  • Sip — Hit-Girl kills someone while barely breaking a sweat
  • Sip — Big Daddy speaks in his Adam West Batman voice
  • Sip — Red Mist tries too hard to be a cool superhero
  • Drink Twice — Hit-Girl drops a profanity that seems too adult for her age
  • Drink Twice — Frank D'Amico's goons fail to handle Kick-Ass's growing fame
  • Drink Twice — Dave's friends Todd and Marty react to his superhero hobby
  • Shot — Big Daddy's warehouse rescue fight scene plays in strobe light
  • Shot — Big Daddy is killed live on the internet stream
  • Chug — Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass storm D'Amico's penthouse with a jetpack and gatling gun

Themed Cocktail

Hit-Girl

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 0.75 oz blackberry liqueur
  • 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.25 oz simple syrup
  • 2 dashes Peychaud's bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, blackberry liqueur, lime juice, and simple syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Add bitters and shake vigorously.
  3. 3Strain over a large ice cube in a rocks glass.
  4. 4Hits hard despite the sweet, purple exterior.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Matthew Vaughn.(Source)
  • Starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Nicolas Cage.(Source)
  • Made $96M worldwide on a $28M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 7.1/10 on TMDB (12,243 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Shut up. Kick-ass."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.