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Jungle Cruise Drinking Game + Cocktail

Skipper Frank's puns are bad enough — drink to survive them.

The Rules

  • Sip — Frank Wolff delivers a terrible river tour pun
  • Sip — Lily Houghton corrects someone or acts stubbornly independent
  • Sip — MacGregor complains about the jungle conditions dramatically
  • Sip — A CGI animal appears during the river cruise
  • Sip — Frank's boat barely holds together through another challenge
  • Drink Twice — Aguirre and his cursed conquistadors appear from the jungle
  • Drink Twice — Prince Joachim pursues the group with his submarine
  • Drink Twice — Frank's true backstory as a cursed conquistador is revealed
  • Shot — Lily finds the Tears of the Moon petal tree
  • Shot — Frank sacrifices himself to stop Aguirre's curse
  • Chug — The petal restores Frank and he's free from the curse

Themed Cocktail

Skipper's Swizzle

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz aged rum
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.75 oz falernum
  • 0.5 oz simple syrup
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Add rum, lime juice, falernum, and simple syrup to a Collins glass.
  2. 2Fill with crushed ice.
  3. 3Add bitters on top.
  4. 4Swizzle until the glass frosts, then top with more crushed ice.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.(Source)
  • Starring Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Edgar Ramírez.(Source)
  • Made $221M worldwide on a $200M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 7.3/10 on TMDB (6,078 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Only one adventure gets this wild."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.