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Human Resources Drinking Game + Cocktail

Clocking in for chaos — and drinking on the clock.

The Rules

  • Sip — Maury the Depression Kitty gives someone a hug or comfort cuddle
  • Sip — Emmy fumbles a task on her first day at the Hormone Monster offices
  • Sip — Logic Rock Pete provides completely unhelpful logical advice
  • Sip — Petra the Ambition Gremlin pushes someone too hard at work
  • Sip — Any hormone monster shape-shifts or physically transforms on screen
  • Drink Twice — Maury and Connie bicker about their parenting styles
  • Drink Twice — Emmy defends herself to a skeptical senior creature at the office
  • Drink Twice — A human client completely spirals due to bad creature guidance
  • Shot — Maury admits he genuinely cares about a human client's wellbeing
  • Shot — The Shame Wizard appears and roasts someone in front of the group
  • Chug — Emmy finally gets her official creature assignment confirmed

Themed Cocktail

Hormone Punch

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz spiced rum
  • 1 oz passion fruit juice
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz grenadine
  • 2 oz orange juice
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine spiced rum, passion fruit juice, lime juice, grenadine, and orange juice in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake energetically for 12 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a punch cup filled with crushed ice.
  4. 4Add two dashes of Angostura bitters over the top.
  5. 5Stir once and serve.

Fun Facts

  • Created by Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Kelly Galuska.(Source)
  • Starring Aidy Bryant, Randall Park, Keke Palmer.(Source)
  • Network: Netflix.(Source)
  • 2 seasons, 20 episodes.(Source)
  • Rated 6.6/10 on TMDB (137 votes).(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.