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G.I. Joe: Retaliation Drinking Game + Cocktail

The Joes get wiped out so The Rock can save the franchise.

The Rules

  • Sip — Roadblock fires an oversized weapon
  • Sip — Zartan-as-President smirks at his own deception
  • Sip — Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes cross paths
  • Sip — Lady Jaye gathers intelligence or goes undercover
  • Sip — Firefly detonates one of his signature firefly bombs
  • Drink Twice — The Joes' desert base is annihilated from orbit
  • Drink Twice — The cliff-side ninja battle in the Himalayas begins
  • Drink Twice — Roadblock challenges someone to a gun-measuring contest
  • Shot — Zartan is unmasked as the fake President
  • Shot — The Zeus satellite weapon fires on London
  • Chug — Roadblock defeats Firefly in the final fight

Themed Cocktail

Cobra Commander

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz dark rum
  • 1 oz coconut cream
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz grenadine
  • 2 oz cola

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine dark rum, coconut cream, pineapple juice, lime juice, and grenadine in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake vigorously for 10 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a highball glass over ice.
  4. 4Top with cola and stir once.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Jon M. Chu.(Source)
  • Starring Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, Jonathan Pryce.(Source)
  • Made $372M worldwide on a $130M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 5.7/10 on TMDB (5,713 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Heroes are made in America."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.