Drunk History Drinking Game + Cocktail
Real history. Real drinks. Real historians who can barely remember the story they're telling.
The Rules
- Sip — The narrator slurs a word they clearly rehearsed sober and tries to power through
- Sip — An actor lip-syncs narration that doesn't quite match their character's era or accent
- Sip — The narrator has to be helped back onto the couch or handed a glass mid-story
- Sip — A historical figure does something ridiculous and the narrator editorializes loudly
- Sip — Derek Waters appears on screen and tries to keep the narrator on track
- Drink Twice — The narrator completely loses the thread and has to restart the same sentence three times
- Drink Twice — Two actors playing historical enemies lip-sync an argument with complete commitment
- Drink Twice — The narrator starts crying about something that happened 200 years ago
- Shot — The narrator passes out mid-story and production cuts to a title card
- Shot — A celebrity cameo appears as a wildly miscast historical figure and owns every second
- Chug — The narrator finishes the story, gets the moral completely wrong, and looks proud of themselves
Themed Cocktail
The Unreliable Narrator
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz whiskey of whatever kind you have
- 0.5 oz triple sec
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
- Splash of club soda
Instructions:
- 1Pour whiskey and triple sec into a glass without measuring too carefully.
- 2Add cranberry juice and lime juice.
- 3Top with club soda.
- 4Stir once in the wrong direction.
- 5Declare it historically accurate and move on.
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.