Don Jon Drinking Game + Cocktail
Jon Martello rates everything a ten — except his therapist, who gets it right.
The Rules
- Sip — Jon rates a woman on his 1-to-10 scale while driving or at the club
- Sip — Jon watches pornography and rates it higher than his real-life experiences
- Sip — Jon goes to confession and repeats his exact same list of sins week after week
- Sip — Barbara Sugarman controls Jon's behavior through manipulation and sex as reward
- Sip — Jon cleans his apartment obsessively and derives genuine satisfaction from it
- Drink Twice — Jon's father Jon Sr. shouts at the TV during a football game at dinner
- Drink Twice — Esther catches Jon watching porn in class and confronts him about it
- Drink Twice — Barbara discovers Jon's porn habit and it causes a relationship blowup
- Shot — Esther and Jon have an honest intimate encounter that actually satisfies him
- Shot — Barbara dumps Jon after discovering he watched porn at her place
- Chug — Jon gives his final voiceover about losing himself versus truly connecting
Themed Cocktail
Jon's Saturday Night
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz vodka
- 0.5 oz triple sec
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- 0.5 oz fresh lime juice
- 2 oz club soda (chaser)
- 0.25 oz simple syrup
Instructions:
- 1Combine vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice, and simple syrup in a shaker with ice.
- 2Shake hard and strain into a shot glass — save the rest.
- 3Pour the remaining mixture into a highball glass over ice.
- 4Top with club soda for the chaser and serve together.
Fun Facts
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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.