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Diary of a Mad Black Woman Drinking Game + Cocktail

Madea's in the house — and so are the drinks.

The Rules

  • Sip — Helen struggles with her divorce from Charles
  • Sip — Madea dispenses tough-love wisdom with attitude
  • Sip — Orlando courts Helen with patience and kindness
  • Sip — Charles acts arrogantly from his mansion
  • Sip — Myrtle prays or offers spiritual encouragement
  • Drink Twice — Madea destroys property or threatens violence
  • Drink Twice — Helen takes a chainsaw or bat to Charles's belongings
  • Drink Twice — Brian tries to reason with Madea about the law
  • Shot — Charles gets shot and becomes paralyzed
  • Shot — Helen must decide whether to forgive Charles or move on
  • Chug — Helen drives off with Orlando and begins her new life

Themed Cocktail

Madea's Remedy

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz sweet tea
  • 0.5 oz lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz peach syrup
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, sweet tea, lemon juice, and peach syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 10 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a rocks glass over ice.
  4. 4Add bitters.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Darren Grant.(Source)
  • Starring Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris, Tyler Perry.(Source)
  • Made $51M worldwide on a $6M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 6.6/10 on TMDB (234 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Time heals the heart. Faith heals the rest."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.