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Crashing Drinking Game + Cocktail

Pete Holmes bombs on stage — you drink through the awkwardness.

The Rules

  • Sip — Pete tells a joke that gets an uncomfortable silence
  • Sip — Pete crashes on someone's couch or spare room
  • Sip — Pete references his Christianity or moral struggles
  • Sip — A real comedian makes a cameo performing stand-up
  • Sip — Pete's ex-wife Jessica comes up in conversation
  • Drink Twice — Pete bombs spectacularly at an open mic night
  • Drink Twice — Artie Lange gives Pete brutal life advice
  • Drink Twice — Pete has an awkward romantic encounter post-divorce
  • Shot — Pete finally gets a genuine laugh from a tough crowd
  • Shot — Pete confronts Jessica about the affair that ended their marriage
  • Chug — Pete gets a real spot at a legitimate comedy club

Themed Cocktail

The Open Mic

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 0.75 oz Aperol
  • 0.5 oz lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine bourbon, Aperol, lemon juice, and honey syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake for 10 seconds.
  3. 3Strain into a rocks glass over a large ice cube.
  4. 4Add bitters on top.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.