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Cable Guy Drinking Game + Cocktail

Chip Douglas is coming over and he will not leave until you finish your drink.

The Rules

  • Sip — Chip Douglas shows up somewhere Steven Kovacs did not invite him
  • Sip — Chip recites a television quote or references a TV show from his childhood
  • Sip — Steven tries to politely end the friendship and Chip refuses to get the hint
  • Sip — Robin reveals she is still conflicted about marrying Steven
  • Sip — Chip mentions he was raised by the television set instead of his parents
  • Drink Twice — Chip sabotages one of Steven's relationships or work situations
  • Drink Twice — Chip performs Medieval Times jousting as a 'gift' for Steven
  • Drink Twice — Steven discovers Chip lied about his identity or background
  • Shot — Chip breaks into Steven's apartment or surprises him in a genuinely terrifying way
  • Shot — Chip's final meltdown on the satellite dish at the top of the cable tower
  • Chug — Chip sings Jefferson Airplane's 'Somebody to Love' at Medieval Times karaoke

Themed Cocktail

The Cable Satellite Static

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz rum
  • 0.5 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz simple syrup
  • 2 oz lemon-lime soda

Instructions:

  1. 1Combine rum, coconut rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and simple syrup in a shaker with ice.
  2. 2Shake and strain into a highball glass over fresh ice.
  3. 3Top with lemon-lime soda.
  4. 4Stir gently and garnish.

Fun Facts

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.