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Cabin in the Woods Drinking Game + Cocktail

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Everything is rigged, every monster is real, and every sip is mandatory.

The Rules

  • Sip — Sitterson and Hadley monitor the cabin from their underground control room
  • Sip — a character touches an artifact in the cellar that selects the monster
  • Sip — the office workers place bets on which monster scenario will be chosen
  • Sip — Marty Mikalski smokes from his enormous collapsible bong on screen
  • Sip — a horror movie archetype label — The Virgin, The Fool, The Athlete — is implied
  • Drink Twice — a character's behavior is visibly altered by the control room's chemical pumps
  • Drink Twice — Marty breaks through the system's control because his THC levels are too high
  • Drink Twice — the Buckners — the zombie redneck family — attack someone in the cabin
  • Shot — the elevator facility is revealed as an entire zoo of every horror monster imaginable
  • Shot — Marty and Dana release all the monsters in the facility simultaneously
  • Chug — the Ancient One's hand rises through the cabin floor and ends the world

Themed Cocktail

Marty's Collapsible Bong-garita

Ingredients:

  • 1.5 oz tequila reposado
  • 0.75 oz fresh lime juice
  • 0.5 oz agave syrup
  • 0.5 oz Ancho Reyes verde
  • 1 tsp smoked sea salt (for rim)
  • 1 oz sparkling water

Instructions:

  1. 1Rim a rocks glass with smoked sea salt using a lime wedge.
  2. 2Combine tequila, lime juice, agave syrup, and Ancho Reyes verde in a shaker with ice.
  3. 3Shake for 12 seconds and strain over a large ice cube into the prepared glass.
  4. 4Top with sparkling water and garnish with a lime wheel on the rim.

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Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.