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A Million Ways to Die in the West Drinking Game + Cocktail

The Old West is lethal — the drinking game isn't far behind.

The Rules

  • Sip — Albert Stark complains about how dangerous the frontier is
  • Sip — A townsperson dies in a ridiculously random way
  • Sip — Albert and Louise ride horses together on the prairie
  • Sip — Foy twirls his mustache or shows off his wealth
  • Sip — A crude or anachronistic joke lands
  • Drink Twice — Clinch Leatherwood rides into town looking menacing
  • Drink Twice — Albert vomits or panics during a confrontation
  • Drink Twice — The county fair sequence produces a gross-out gag
  • Shot — The surprise celebrity cameo in the desert appears
  • Shot — Albert accidentally ingests a hallucinogenic substance
  • Chug — Albert faces Clinch in the final gunfight duel

Themed Cocktail

The Frontier Fizz

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz rye whiskey
  • 0.75 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 2 oz ginger ale

Instructions:

  1. 1Shake rye, lemon juice, and honey syrup with ice.
  2. 2Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice.
  3. 3Top with ginger ale and bitters.
  4. 4Stir gently once.

Fun Facts

  • Directed by Seth MacFarlane.(Source)
  • Starring Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried.(Source)
  • Made $86M worldwide on a $40M budget.(Source)
  • Rated 6.1/10 on TMDB (4,339 votes).(Source)
  • Tagline: "Bring protection."(Source)

Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. This is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Never drink and drive. Always know your limits and drink in moderation.